Happiness is Real:
-Khushi sirf bantane se barhti he.
-- Khushi aik lamha he, aur udasi aik kahani.
--Khushian kam nahi hoti, hum log sirf apne gham ginte hn aur khushian bhol jate hn.

Don't be so busy making a living that you forget to enjoy your Life. Today, make a commitment to Enjoy Life

If you are my friend you know I support Orlando Pirates or Kaiser Chiefs. If you are my friend you know I support ANC or DA. If you are my friend you know I support Jesus or Mahommed. If you are my friend you know I support Nelson Mandela or Che Guevera. If you are my friend you know I supoort Dimah or Tshidi both fromm Own Tomorrow

Woh parinda Jise apni parwaz sey fursat na thee,
Aaj tanha howa to meri hee deewar par aa baitha.

Ungliyan thak gayi patthar traashtey traashtey
Jab soorat bani yaar ki to Khareedaar aa gaye..

Tarasti nazron ki pyaas ho tum,
Taraptay dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujhti zindagi ki saans ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu kuch khaas ho tum..

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo

So wish you a "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...

Happy Independence Day

They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!

By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,

Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan your problems; edit your tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!

Hospital ka amla Sheikh kay peechay bagh raha tha.
logon nay poocha kia howa?
Doctor: Char(4) bar aisa howa, yeh dimagh kay operation kay bahanay aata hey aur tind kerwa kay bagh jata hey

Sheikh Jokes

Apne Kia Socha
Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..

Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..

Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga...

Close your eyes
Close your eyes and imagine my smily face
my eyes
my nose
my lips
my hairs
ok DONE
Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 3 din pehley.. :)

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye, Is bahane se Eid ho jaye, Eid milne jo Aap aajayein, Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Tumhari Or Pervaiz Mushraf Ki Ek Adat Same Hai..
Jantay Ho Kiya ??
Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.../
BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe...
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.../
^|^|^ EiD MubaraK ^|^|^

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen , dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK

Hansi khushi tery jiwan ka har safar guzry
Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tar guzry.
Eid Mubarik

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished.

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubari

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Aik Molvi sb gaon ki masjid main dars dey rahey they!
rozoon kay badlay Janat main aap ko apni hi biwi hooroon ki sardar ban ker milay gi.
yeh sun ker aik dihati nay pass bethay admi ko kohni mari aur ahista sey us kay kaan main sargoshi ki
"Puter hor rakh rozay"

A Girl After Roaming With Her Boyfriend... Father Asked: How Much Did You Spend...? Daughter: Rs. 5000/- Father: So Much...? Daughter:He had only that much,,

Son : "What Is Love?"
Dad : "Sacrifice..."
Son : "What Is Marriage?"
Dad : "Self Sacrifice..."....

Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
.
1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
.
1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
.
.
But Why
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
.
.
Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
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.
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"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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..
...
King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!