U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole
World Will Celebrate Ur Name,
Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For Two days
Till Ur Birthday; April First.

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message padh raha tha.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai

U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS. m sendinG This Fool msg
.
.
2 All Fools
.
.
who celeBrate
.
.
”APRIL FOOL”

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB
while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”
Hawa hi hawa hai.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool

Kid On 1st April:
Bedroom Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Dekh Raha Hai
Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska.
Kid: April Fool woh to papa Hain

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

Agar apse koi kahe k aap
"GOODLOOKING"ho
"SMART"ho
or
"GENIOUS"ho
to rakh k thapper daina us ko....?
or kehna.....! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI......!

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool

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