3 + 3 = 8,
Kaise Hua?
Batao Batao Batao.
Nahi Malum?
He He He He..
Main Bataun Kya?
To Dhyanse Suno.
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GALTI SE HUA POPAT…

Santa got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

April fool is d celebration of d fool, for d fool, by d fool
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so why u reading just celebrate it

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY 2015

Happy belated April Fools' Day cos I was out of station on 1st April

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

5 Reasons Why I Like You-
1.Ur Never Boring,
2.U Know How To Bring On My Face
3.Ur Always On My Side,
4.We Are A Perfect Match,
5.Ur Always Fooled By Me.
Hahahaha…

Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Saddam bhi pakda gaya,
Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rehti
Lagta hai dharti pe satyug aanewala hai…

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This sms is strictly meant for smart and cute readers only.
However since you received it,
There must be a technical error for which the sender deeply apologizes…

Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue
SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.

I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam hai
jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
niche 25paise ka inaam hai

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