Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me
Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kahaa Gya.
Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar tha,
.
Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche Garib.
.
Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!
.
Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..!
.
Unka Garib Driver Bachon
ko Tooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..! x)
.
Bachon K paas Purane Samsung S3 Mobile the..!
.
Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi
Chicken Khate the..!
.
Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..!
.
Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se
Aish Kar raha tha.

Court Order !!
U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

Yahoooooo…….!
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …:

Me aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word bhejta hu,
Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se,
aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega,
.
.
- U L L U

Fill blank wth YES/NO
1)…,Im not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!

Pe-peep Pe”peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe’peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe’peep
Pe”peep
Saaamnay se hatJaaao
SMS aa raha hai

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai?

Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is

Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha.

Santa selling parachute.
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas

u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.

Tum paas aae
Yun muskuraye
Apne 32 dant
Mujko dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot Phoot ke rota hai
*
*
Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
Theek se nahi hota hai

Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola

Sharma: Roz subah 15 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain..
verma: Woh kaise?
Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!



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