Dil mai basa hai pyar tera,
Aankho mai basi hai tasvir teri,
Jb bhi ati hai yaad teri,
Hm dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali ayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag k ayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, sali baap ko le ayi.

Lab khamosh jate hai jb tm samne ate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jb nigahe milate ho,
Sas rukti hai jb tm muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyo drate ho?

I saw a dream last nite only U & me sitting 2gether.U were looking at me continuously bcoz I was eating panipuri & U were saying "ek de na plz"

cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thumps up pio
pepsi pio
juice pio
beer pio

kyuki k
ab

HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off

a pig fell in love with a hen.1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI"

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jb kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

baat aa kr zuban tak rukne lage

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Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich-2 Dur Karo

girl.ur name?
boy.black lion, girl. r u joking.
boy. no, its means kalu singh,&
urs. girl. soft underwear, boy. ru joking?
girl.no,it means komal chadda

How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics... and "Lock her in a room without a mirror"

na jane wo humse kya chupati thi ,kuch tha uske hoto pr na jane kyu sharmati thi jab hmne muh khulwa k dekha to pata chala salli rajnigandha pan msala khati thi

Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante He,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hai,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hai...

Arz kiya hai..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..

chota baby="mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy=kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hai

Sms dhamaka
Mujhe sms pe sms karo or jito
18 lac ki car ka photo
42'' color tv ka box aur
Mere sath dinner karne ka mauka wo bhi apke ghar

today is Veerappan's 3rd death anniversary:- the legendry daku.In this memory plz forward this message to 1 local Criminal



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