Ye Zalimo Ka Shehar Hai Zara Sambhal K Chalna Dost...!!!!
Yahan Log Senay Se Laga K Dil He Nikal Lete Hain ....!!!!..............best senti sms

dard seene me chupa hai dikhaya nahi jaayega,
mera gam ka kissa sunaya nahi jayega,
ji bhar ke dekh lena chehre ko,
baar baar kafan hataya nahi jaayega...!

Majbooriyon k naam pe daman bacha gaye
Wo loag jin ko ishq mein dawa wafa ka tha...............senti sms in hindi for love

Na jaane kitno ke dil toode maine ek teri mohabat ke liye..
Aaj tune tora to mujhe unke dil ka ehsaas hua..........best sentimental sms

Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"

I am an 8 letter word.
I am kept secret from everyone.
My 2nd, 3rd and 4th letters spell an animals
My 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th letter make a weapon.
My 1st, 2nd and 8th letters are used for writing an exam.
My 3rd and 4th letters are the same.
Guess what am I?
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Password

I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I'm going to have!

If flipkart and Snapdeal starts matrimonial services....
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they will become the no. 1 website of matrimonial
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Know why??
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Coz
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they have the 30 day return policy.

Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife

Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount

What's the main reason for divorce ?
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"Marriage"

Sign outside a photo studio:
we can shoot your wife!
And
also frame your mother-in-law

Dear gorgeous girls,
please don't wear t-shirts with long quotes.
It gives our wrong image
whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,
innocent
honest boy

The student who tops in the exams
is "student of the year"

and

the one who fails
is "student of the next year"

Define a woman....?
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Someone who can talk 4 hours
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While standing at the door ...
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But
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She won't sit ...
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Because shes getting late.

An old Indian woman slips n falls.

She says,

'Hai meri kismat.!'
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A foreigner girl walks past n says, 'Hi....
Merry christmas to u too.

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