Sometime listening is best Gift, we can give to some one who is going through hard times.



Waqt Se Larkar Jo Nasib Badal
De, Insan Wahi Hai Jo Takdir
Badal De, Kal Kya Hoga Ye Kavi
Na Socho, Kya Pata Kal Waqt
Khud Apni Tasveer Badal De..!

Gubber:- are o sambha
ye kon log hai re jo
sms/msgs ka jawab nhi de rahe....?
Sambha:- sardar ye wo log hai
jo missed call karne ke baad bi
apna balance check karte hai.

Mera saath na de koi, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har Aag se Wakif hoon, jalnaa mujhe aata hai.

"Zindagi" me ek baat hamesha yaad
rakhna.
kisi ke saath "Pyar me mazak" zarur kar
lena
Lekin kabhi kisi ke sath
"mazak me pyar" mat karna. Its Realy Hurts

tanhai to tanhai hoti hai,
apna farz jarur ada karti hai,
pyar ki trah bewafa nahi hoti,
zindgi bhar k liye saath rahti hai.

best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read -
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down

ek makhkhi ganje aadmi k sir pe baithi thi,
dusre ne kaha- wah! Kya ghar mila tujhe,
1st makhkhi- nahi re, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.

Phool Se Pahle Khushbu Ko To Dekho,
Karne Se Pahle Kaam Ko Dekho,
Kisi k Roop Me Diwana Na Bano,
Surat Se Pahle Uske DiL Ko To Dekho.!!

Muskan Ka Koi Mol Nahi Hota,
Kuchh Rishto Ka Tol Nahi Hota,
Dost To Mil Jate Hai Har Raste Par,
Lekin Har Koi Aapki Tarah ~``Anmol``~ Nhi Hota.!!

Best Thought:-
Khushi Ke Liye kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Shayad Na Mile,
Lekin Khush Hoke Kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Zarur Milegi..!!

Lakho Me 1 Ho Aap
Sweet Me Cake Ho Aap
DiL k Nek Ho Aap
Hr Dost Ko Overtake Ho Aap
Apse Koi Rista Tod Nhi Skte Hum
Qki Mere Apno Me 1 Ho Aap

Mazbur Kr Deti H Dosti Hmari Warna
Jitne Tum Kanjus Ho Dil Krta H
Blank sms Bhi N Karu
(',')/ "Oye! Feel Kro
/( ( Beizati Ho
_/ \_Rahi Hai.

12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,
12 Baj Ke 12 min 12 Sec Pe,
12vi Gali Mein,
12ve Cinema Hall Mein,
Kaunsi Film Dekhne Gaye.?
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Yeh Waqt Hamara Hai.

Ishq me aise arma bhi hote hain,
Khuli ankhon me bhi khwab hote hain.
Gam me hi ashq behte hain,
Par hansti ankhon me bhi shailab hote hain.

Ek frnd- yar asman kitna bada hai? Dusra usko apne gale lga kar bola, "ISS SE CHOTA HAI." coz nthing is bigger than FRIEND'S LOVE..

You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. – Zig Ziglar

"Confidence helps to set some Aim.
But,Self Confidence helps 2 achieve that Aim".
So Never lose self confidence..

A simple but Best joke:- An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The only thing we can learn in English College during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs widout looking at d cellphones.

Latest News from Hell:
Osama the newcomer in hell was ragged by his senior
"Sadam Hussain"...

Dub jati H kastiyan jb ate Hai tufan,
Yaden reh jati Hai bichad jate h insan.
Yad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge,
Bhul jaoge to beta bahut maar khaoge

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai,Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana hai,Kuch sms kar liya karo dost,Is balnce se kya apni shaadi ka card chapwana hai?

'YOU' knw whats the greatst thing dat I NEVR WANT 2 MISS at anytym in my life?
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Its the 1st word of this SMS.
Don't look back now.. Guess it.. ---<@ Love u forever

How Beautifull y God Keeps On Adding,
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One More Day In Our Life!!
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Not Only Because U Need It...
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Because Some One Else Need U Everyday..

Heart says to eyes "don't see more" because you see & I suffer.
Eye answered to heart "don't think more" because you feel and I cry.
Thats the relation.

A lovely thought:

"Death is not the greatest loss in life"
"The greatest loss is when relationship dies between two people while they are still alive"..

Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks. best funny sms 2013
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey
Another unknown call comes
Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja

Best SMS for best friend ever:

True friends may not be able to give their life for U.
But,
They can definitely giv ur life back to U, when U think U have lost it.

D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid u, n say, i wil nvr talk 2 u.
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Stil d prsn cums back 2 u juz 2 inform-mai gussa hun.!!

Underneath D moon, underneath D stars
Here's a sweet heart just 4 U
Up above D world, up above it all
Here's a hand to hold UR Hand
At Heart all True





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