Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...
Engineer's Girlfriend :
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna"

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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Dekh - dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
Tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- Dekh - dekh kya dekh??
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Usi ko dekh - dekh ke to fail hua hu..

Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot - Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Teacher - "Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!"

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le ...

Once a Girl asked a very sensitive & emotional question to his Engineer boyfriend,
"Why we have units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Length,
Money,
etc.
But nothing to measure
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Why?
Why?
Why?
The engineer thought for a while, took her in his arms, looking in her deep eyes and said
"Dekh ... ladki.... already meri 3 subject me back hai, ghar pe lagi padi hai...ab tu aur dimaag ki maa baheb mat kar.. .. "