Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

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Aankhen aaj bhi uss pagal ko talash rhi hai, jisne kaha tha
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12th tak padhlo, baad mai to aish hai.

You Are..
A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear
E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous
H-I-J
Hello,
I'm
Joking !
K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Majak.

During My School Days
My Teacher Used To Wear 'Sun Glasses'..!!
Do U Know Why.?
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Bcoz..
At That Time, I Was a Bright Student

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Kuch nahi, bas aise hi khade hai.
Any problem??

Cant beat this one-
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik se sawdhan.! :-
# Ting-Tong #*@*

Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!

Hey 'PRABHU',
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya Hai.

A boy proposes 2girl-
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi awala!

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