once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine
Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler

1 Sardar road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to sardar bola "Bhai sabut to Utha Lo" ?

sorry for the disturbance
ravan again kidnapped sita
rama need 100 monkey for help
so u get read

fakir- alla ke naam pe dedo.

admi- maf karo baba.

fakir- beta kuch to do.

admi- jo ye sms pad raha hu usko le jao.

fakir- beta bheek mangi hai bhikhari nhi.

Daru se nasha badhta, Nasha se Junun, Junun se mehnat, Mehnat se paisa, Paise se Izat, Isi liye Izat pane k liye daru pina jaruri hai.

jo Mujha Bhul jaye !

Uska mobile tut taye
Charger jal jaye
Sim lock ho jaye.
Software ud jaye.
Local call pr ISD ka Bill aye..
Local area mai b ROAMING lag jaye.

sardar standing on platform jumps on railway track!
A man: sardar ji mar jaoge.
sardar: ha-ha buddhu!!
marega to tu!
suna nhi train
"PLATFORM"
ar aa rahi hai

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola mobile phone hoga nurse boli apko kya karna hai, God ko miss call deni hai ki mai pahunch gya.

Ek raat bijli chali gye,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chlao?
Pathan's wife: Krdi na Pathano wali baat agr fan on krungi to candle nhi bujh jayega

I m flower bt rose is u
I m star bt moon is u
I m stone bt diamond is u
I m sky bt sun is u
I m tree bt
Us pe latka monkey is u..

Mere SMS k charche jahan
mai hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khush nasib ho tm, jo tmhe SMS mila
jise nhi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!

Boy 2 girl: Frndship karogi?
Girl: Mere gharwale allow nhi krte.
Boy: haan, jaise mere garwalo ne to mujhe ashiqi society mai membership dilwa rakhi hai na.

Sardar galti se samndar me gir gaya...doobte doobte uske hath mai fish mili use pakad bahar feka or bola ja tu to apni jaan bachale.

Apke SMS k intjar mai hmne pina suru kiya Itna piya itna piya k pite hi reh gaye Kya karu Bada pepsi hai khatam hi nhi hota.

Is matlabi duniya me koun kisika hota hao, sms v wahi krta hai jiska free hota hai, ye baat sbko pata hai, magar kanjuso ko free v mehenga lagta hai.

Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,
ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,
bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi, sali makhi allout laga kr soti thi



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