Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha....

ek dukhi admi bola aisi jindagi se maut achi achank yamdut aye aur bole hm tumhe lene aye hai
dukhi admi- ye lo ab dukhi aadmi mazak bhi nhi kr sakata.

Hello I m a virus and I m entering ur brain right now…..sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

My sweet friend.
D_ffer , St_pid.
Look every thing is incomplete without U…

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Scientific Question 4 U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards D EMPTY SPACE

Face pe sweet smile hai,
Hath me rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile me SMS ke jakaas FILE hai,
Fir bhi SMS nhi karna,
Ye kya bhav khane ki style hai…

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

1 Aurat ne ishara kar k taiz a rahi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi hai..

Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai.

SIRF TUM
Hutch ke CEO NE MUJHSE kaha
"vivek ji" apse bhi smart duniya mai bahut milenge agar nahi mile to hum apna name badal denge
fir kya

HUTCU IS NOW VODAFONE

kutte ka baccha ?
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kitne cute hote hain

Mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
wah wah
mohobbat k raste mai har waqt dard milega,
meri mano isi raste par medical store khol do..mast chalega......

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha. Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee, chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai



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