Very Funny sign board on the side of a Girls college...
It reads:
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You are not looking at the road right now..!! BE CAREFUL"

Dil mai basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mai basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

1 Hand On Horn,
1 Hand On Holding Gear,
1 Ear Listening To Loud Music,
1 Ear On Cell Phone,
1 Foot On Accelerator,
1 Foot On Clutch,
Nothing On Break,
Eyes On Females In Next Car,
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WELCOME TO INDIA

Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhen Hara K Dikhayen Ge
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye Jaldi Dikhao

Teacher: What is the meaning of a school?
Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the childplays!

Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thore Logo Ko laane Kaha Hai.
Pata Nhi Papa Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nhi.

Shadi Jokes - shadi SMS »

Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!

Boss: jab maine tumhe job se nikala h,tab se tum roz mere gha rk samne potty kyu kr jate the,
Sardar: apko ye batane k liye ki mai bhukho nhi mar raha

Boss jokes

Employee:
Boss ap shadi shuda mardo ko hi naukri q daite hai?
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Boss: Q ki unhai pehle say hi Galia khane ki aadt hoti hai…

Teacher: What's you father?
Pappu: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Pappu: "Ice cream seller" in summer and "Pakoda chat seller" in winter.

Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...

Din raat msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon..........................latest sms collection

Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tuj pe bs chad Jaye 2 kya hoga!!
Circuit: bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi.

Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!

Ek aadmi mandir main bol raha tha...
Hey Bhagwan....
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima...
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Or Meri ek bhi nai??.............................latest sms collection

Santa in court ( sad ) : bachpan mein agar maa ki
baat suni hoti toaaj ye din nahi dekhna padta . . .. .
Judge : kya kehti thi tumhari maa? . . . . . .
Santa : judge sahab aap bhi gawaaro wali baat kar rahe ho...
Jab suni hi nahi to bataau kaise..

Santa ko rat mai bahut macher kat raha tha
santa negusse mai jahar pilea aur bola aab kat ke dekho salo

5 Doctor aur 3 teacher helicopter per latke huwe the
Pilot:Wajan zyada ho raha hai ek ko rassi chodni padegi
Teacher:Ye qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hai bajow thaliyan
sabhi doctor ne thali bajai wajan khud ba khud kam hogaya
moral of story:doctor bano ya engineer guru to guru hota hai

Sharabi road pe pada tha..
Police- itni kyu pee rakhi hai..
Sharabi-mazburi thi..
Police-kya mazburi thi ?
Sharabi-bottal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

One line Advertizement by a married
man at free ads website
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For Sale:
Wedding suit, used only once by Mistake............latest sms collection

MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI...



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