STRESS: When your wife is pregnant
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TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant
.
PANIC: When both are pregnant
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TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy.

Funny but True Fact
A women worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

Wo Kehti Hy:
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Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
.
Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
.
Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.
Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
.
Is Liye SMS Kro
.
"DEAR"

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai

Hum zindagi ki bheer me itne kho gaye
.
Pata hi nahi chala kab
.
.
.
.
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kharbuzy 80 rupay kilo ho gayay
.
(,")/oo ruk bhai
/) ) 70 la le
_/ l_

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto Q k..
.
Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
.
...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha
.
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

What Is Noun?
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To Arz Kia Hai
.
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
.
Wawah
.
Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Me Hota Hai King
.
Noun Is The Name of Person,
Place or Thing