Know What It Feels Like While Xams?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Time Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Time's Up
Xams Suck
Still Good Luck

koi cheez be-wafai se barh kar kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kar kya hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani mai saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kya hogi:-)

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of icl n t20…
same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) power play – no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) cheer leaders – to dance after every right answer written.
(4) strategic time-out – time for students for discussion.
(5) super over – chance for students to form their own question.

A student grabbed a coin,
flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”
Tail, i watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study.

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai?

Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai
nadi bhar parh pate hein
balti barh yad rehta hai
chuloo bhar number ate hein
jis mein hum doob jatey hain

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Q:wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj b kehte hen or qayamat tak kahngay?
.
.
,
,
,
Ans:bus kal se parhai start.

Tcher 2 student: beta ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik hai jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi hai..!

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

Saal bhar padhai hm kiya nhi krte
lekin cheating kr k paper hm likha nhi krte
ae university walopass krna h to kro
fokat me hm zyada likha nhi krte

Todays students thinking
thousands of yesterdays are gone..
Millions of tomorrows will come..
But still a hope…….
Kal se pakka parhenge

Aeroplane- write brothers
cycle-macmillan
telephone-grahm bell
telescope-galileo
exams-
.
dundho pakad ke marenge.

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna,
mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

Uski nazar meri taraf thi
meri nazr uski tarf thi
vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi
main us se kuch puchna
chahta tha
dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya...............mast funny exam sms 2015

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni chahiye?
?
?
?
?
Santa : pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

Welcome to 24/7 days web channel of text messages. We love to hear from you. Funny exam sms, simply full dose of fun, joy and lots of masti with all sorts of very funny exam sms you like more, love most.

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

V Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well bt a best frnd is 1 who stands in exam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi hai"

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkib Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Padhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ...

isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,
isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,


cheating krwane se wo fail aur papu pass ho gya

exams r the part of our daily routine life,



so ghbrane ki baat nhi jo kam aj nahi hua kal sahi

Koi kitab aisi milti, jispe dil luta dete har subject ne dimag khaya,
kisi ek ko hi nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

itne bhrm tute the ik aur bhrm tut gya,



use subject mai pas hue jis ka paper mujh se chooot gaya

Lovely days in my life :
childhood days,
school days
&
collage days,
horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Padhe B To Kya Padhe

Hr Page Pe ladhkiyo Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai

Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.

Bt Now They R Called
"Students"

Padh, padh kr kya krna
ek din to marna hai,
agar marne k baad dubara zinda Hue To
shuru To nursery se karna hai

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1

START..

Kya Start?

Lyf of the college student
wallet hai paise nhi
lecturer hai attendence nhi
cell hai balance nhi
frnds hai girl friend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
padhna hai mood nhi

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parents Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Krne Wala Kya Jane...

Kahi aisi kitaab mile jispe dil de dete,
Sab ne harama deemag khaya, kisko javaab dete,
Ab to ye syllbus dekh ke lagta he hame k,
Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.......................................very funny exam shayari 2015

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass..............very funny exam shayari

facebook