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Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. SoI asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result isnear".

To be a "Good professional", always start to study latefor "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" andtackle "Emergencies"

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. Itfunctions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right fromthe time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examinationhall.

Special offer..Bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and
win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only..

Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai larkey Phansai FARAZ,
Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)

If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"

It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION...
Maths with CALCULATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION

Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega

KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
After exam..
Break Up…..

what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn