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Dharmendar- Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti-Xcuse me mr. who the hel do u think u are to order me like this?
U stupid guy using abusing language, u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from body.
U keep your mouth shut nonsense. Hey Gabbar, play the dj yaar.

Ek ladke ne ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya:-Teri smile me kya chamk hai,
teri smile me kya chamk hai,

wo muskura kar boli-
.
veere MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI.

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye Ki
Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

Limit of caring..

1 cheeti hathi k upar bethi thi ki
ekdum se 1 najuk sa pull aya to cheeti boli..
‘Janu cross kar loge ya main utru’..?

1 sardaro k gaon me nadi pe bridge bnaya gya.
Builder:bhut achcha ho gya.
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kr krenge.

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TV Serial Shayri-
1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai,
1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai
Ab aap Sab Hi Batao
‘YEH RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI

Line marne k bahut tarike h
Jinme se 3 mazedar ye h

1. Pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker se

Sbko apne jesa mt smjo
kuch log sharif b hote h meri tarah

Dad (caught his son watchng ‘Sheela ki jawani song’) – “Padh le beta!!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan hi rahegi !

Ek buri baat h
plz rona mat
—.
l ‘.o
l ./l
l .JL
l
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Badnami ki wajah se munni ne khud kushi kar li.
Aur karo munni ko badnam

Girlfriend k roz-roz k nakhro se preshan, no problem!
Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob, jisme ho local battery.
Battry blast Girlfriend khallas ;)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI

Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha

Batao kese?

Lift se yar
Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho

DOCTOR-
AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me Dubne Se Bachaya Usne FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI
Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar Aaya Hu