banta- apki shaddi kis se hue?
santa- meri shadi ek aurat se hue..
banta- bewkuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai kya?
santa- haan meri bahen ki hue hai..

santa- jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha' aalu le lo aalu'
banata- lakin ye to jalebi hai..
santa- chup ho ja vrna makhiya aa jayengi....

Seven phases of life?

1.Studies

2.Entertainment

3.Love

4.Marriage

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7.




Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....

Snta Riksha Lekr Road pr Khada Tha
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega

Boss:mere liye 1 aisa mirror lao jisme mera face achha se dikhai de Santa:Boss Nehi mila me sab dukan gay par sab me mera hi face dikhai dia

Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha

Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc: muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke phele he nark bhog chuka h

santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???
banta:very simple,
unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga.

Sister : where does all the rain water go?
Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ?? || funny santa banta jokes sms ||

A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor
But
the Nurse Spent Most Of the Time In D Medical Store think why?





Only D Medical Boy Could Read Doctor's Luv Letter!

Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooty le k ati he, aaj nehi ayi.
Banta: Scooty Punchar ho gaya hoga

Agar 25 rupaya me PAAV BHAJI milta hai to 100 rupaya me kya milega..
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Santa- Poori BHAJI..

Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ?
Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai



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