chuhe ko billi lagi gori.dono milne lage chori-chori chuhabola-"O gori aao khele aankh micholi"billi chuhe ko maar ke khagayi aur boli-"I hate luv story"

Rich Man- Aaj mere pas 14 Cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 FarmHouse hai.Tumare paas kya hai?
Poor Man-Mere paas Beta hai. Jiski GIRLFRIEND Teri Beti hai.

Bhakt - Bhagwan,Mujhe dard de,dukh de,tension de,barbad kr de,Mere piche hr mushkil laga de,
Bhagwan - Abe Sale 1 line me bolna GIRLFRIEND chahiye.

Gunu: sahab plastic surgery me kitna rupye lagta hai?
Doctor: 1 lakh rupye.
Gunu: agr plastic hm de de to?
Doctor: gusse me bola! Sale le garam kr k laga bhi lena...

Dear mobile msg reader we are using similar short words to make short, Funny SMS 2011. Hope you do not face any problem to read.
Enjoy 140 character SMS, fresh, Hindi comedy sms, comedy sms in English, all consists of 140 words

1st : - yaar ans sheet pe sabse pehle kya likhu?
2nd : - yahi k " is sheet pe likhe gaye sare ans kaalpnik hai, jiska kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi."

Phulo me gulab acha lagta hai,nindo me kahwab acha lagte hai,ap hume miss call kare ya na kare ap k ye kanjusi ka aandaz acha lagta hai..

Macchar jo kate Apko to mat hona hairan

wah wah

Macchar jokate Apko to mat hona hairan
Anjane me hi sahi pr ap kr rahe hai rakt daan…
rakt dan hai sabse bada dan...

Kripya Dhan De.
Agar Aap Is Dhyan Dene wale MSG ko DhyanSe Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Me 1 baat Ayegi
Ki is MSG Me Dhyan Denewali koi baat nahi hai.

Dekho jaani “fire”ko aag khte hai.
cobra ko naag khte hai.
garden ko baag khte hai.
Or “Exams” k phle jo khali hojaye use “DIMAAG” khte hai..

SHADI SE PAHALE HERO NO 1 , SHADI KE BAAD COOLIE NO 1. SHADI SE PAHALE MEINE PYAR KIYA, SHADI KE BAD YEH TUNE KYAKIYA.....

Why are boys so careless n irresponsible. . ?
.
.
.
.
Bcoz they know that somewhere some sweet n innocent girlis learning to be responsible for them.

A boy aftr spendng gr8 Time wid GF, Saw a guy's Photo in her Bag
&
Askd-Is he ur X BF?

GF kissd him & said

"no dear dats me
B4 surgery.

1 bccha apne dad k samne cigret pi ra tha.
1 admi bola oye dad k samne cigrate pi ra h?
bccha- to dad hi to h, konsa petrol pump h jo aag pakd lega

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
A turtle doesn't run, does nothing .. yet lives for 450 years.
EXERCISE jaye Tel lene!
Always Sleep Well..:

1 srdar apni 21sal ki beti ki shadi ke liye 24sal ka ldka dhundhne Delhi gaya,waha se wife ko fon karke bola 24 ka koi ladka nhi mila sardar - 12-12 k 2 chalenge kya.

"ek to mai kisi ke bap ka naukar nhi
Aur dusari bat itni upar se kuch dikhta bhi nahi...

Maine pucha chand se,
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa HASIN?
chand ne kaha....

Ek kutiya ne pillo ko janam diya.
pillo ne pucha maa papa kaha hai?
kutiya boli ” chup raho kameeno papa msg padh rahe hai”



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