When I was born Devil said… Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! ….
Love affairs: Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
What do you call a female who never laughs? “HASINA”
Mubark ho Sab Se kam SMS Krne Pr
Milta Hai 180 cc
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte the
kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur
hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
Do u knw FULL FORM of "DAIRYMILK" ?
"Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Imediately 4 a Long Kiss.
"Thats" why boys alwys offr DAIRYMILK to gals..
3 CLASSIC WAYS 2 FLIRT
1)Do u hv a map of ur eyes actualy m lost in it
2)Do u hv a bandage?I fell in love wen i saw u
3)R u tird?u wr roamng in my mind all day
DAD:son y did u get punished?
SON:my sir askd me wt is 3x2,
so i said 6.
Den he askd wt is 2x3...
DAD:u asshole,wts d Fuckin diff?
Is ur life boring?
Type "I LOVE" ur lover name
N send it to all ur relatives
ek dum hungama mach jaaega aapki life mein
Aankho se aansuon ki judaai kar do.
Dil se gamo ki vidaai kar do. Agar dil na lage kahin to.
aa jaao mere ghar ki putaai kar do..
Limited Offer Till "Diwali 2012".
Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ?
Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (Sardar se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ?
Sardar: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.