Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
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"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
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"Kaafi with Karan"!

Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!

Dil mera manta nhi ise pyar ho gaya hai.
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Koi nyi bat nhi kyi bar ho gaya hai.



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