Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: tu Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat thi.

Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,
mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,
pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,
kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu.

Try 2 undrstand n don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of u.
So don't play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito.

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

Kya mast air chal rele hai
cow log grass eat kr rele hai
dog log bark kr rele hai
Shane log SMS kr rele hai
DHAKAN log SMS padh rele hai.

Ansu tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kre hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tm kro aur salary meri ho

Aye dost tu bhi likha kr shayri
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tmatr,
To raat ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega

2 snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned & started singing:
zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !

Whn U feel that nobody luvs U
nobody cares 4 u
& evry1 is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!

If ever in ur life u r very sad n feel that u have lost evrything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Machhr ne ap ko kata,
Ye us ka junun tha,
Ap ne khujli ki,
Ap ka sukun tha,
Phir bhi ap ne usko nahi mara,
Kyuki uski rago mai ap ka khun tha.

Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gyi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gyi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hai ki,
Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal kahi kho gayi!

Woh to aj bhi hme dekh kr muskurate hai
Pr unke bachche bade kameene hai
Jo hme mama, mama kah kr bulate hai

Rinku: What sort of a car has ur dad got?
Mintu: I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Rinku: Really - Ours only starts with petrol.

Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..



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