Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
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Aur agar aapka "Mobile" aapki "G>Fi" k hath
aaya to aap"Khatam

Free funny sms, most, hot & new of this month read, rank & share. Here are some very funny sms for countdown which one is most hot and which one is flop. Which one is most liked by users, readers and which one is disliked. We are also going to add Gujarati, Tamil, Telugu, Marathi, Bengali, Bhojpuri, Punjabi, ~S-M-S~ collection shortly full of fun, jokes and humor. Enjoy text messsage non stop comedy show.

Hsina ko dekh kr arz kiya-
Teri hasi mai kya chamk hai
wah wah
teri hasi mai kya chamk hai,
wo muskura k boli
Are pagal mere tooth paste mai namak hai ..

How to make up with your girlfriend after a soft dicussion ? When this question is running in your mind you probably search some jokes over internet to change her mood. You search here-there, but you get crappy ones. Put a big smile on your girlfriend's face by sharing, funny sms on girls. Enjoy reading new and hot funny sms for girls.

Full form of Girl.....!
G : Gappo mai sab se agey....!
I : Innocent sirf shakal se....!
R : Rone ki automatic machine....!
L : Ladai me sab di maa....!

Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hai?
Student: mujhe nahi pta

Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.

dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hai kisi ko batana sakoge..karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharchey..bhudape tak udhar chuka na sakoge

Bhikari-ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu
Sardar-3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- Wajan tolunga kitna GHAT GAYA HAI!!

Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Give me sum sunshine
Give me sum rain

papu wanted to become a great man like Newton. After long research, He made newton's fourth law of motion...??
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"

Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.

aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
G rammar to ati nhi lekin English me baat karti hai

Teacher - bacho
batao kayamat kab ayegi ? Student sir jis din Raksha Bandhan or Valentine's Day ek sath hoga!!

ap hamare dil mai base ho,
ap hmare dil mai base ho,

thoda side ho jao
blood wali pipe mai fase ho...

Apki surat kitni pyari hai, khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai
kisi aur se shadi na kar lena mere dost
kuki
M-A-Y-A-W-A-T-[I] aj tak sirf aur sirf tumhare liye kawari hai.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha hai..



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