Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...............................new funny sms

santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest Funny sms

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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gmail@rajnikanth.com
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Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms

MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr.......................Latest Funny sms

1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)................................Hindi funny sms for friends

><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!



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