Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de......................latest funny sms in hindi

After drinking:-
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking...!

Psychology of life:
At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as "GOD."
Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva

Arz kiya Hai:

Unki yaad mai hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!

Aur woh itne bewafa aye aur usse naha k chal diye

Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai
Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do...................................latest funny sms in hindi

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!

chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
chinku– Kya hua?
tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi

Colgate se dant saf krne ka,
Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka,
Babul se fresh krne ka..
Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to..
Bindas HARPIC use krne ka......................latest funny sms in hindi

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.



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