Jo jete vo sikandr
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.

Hey pls Tell me very frankly, do i look stupid? Dumb? Mad? Nuts? Alien?n Psycho? Plz tell me .. Coz just now sm1 told me tht i look like U!!;) reply.

A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven
God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng.
Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt.
God smild
& d boy ws sent 2
HELL 4 his ovracting.

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
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He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant...!!

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho
Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,
mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. ;-)

Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..?
boy-Long Drive Pr..!!
girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..

boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

SUNDAY means:
S= Sotay Raho
U= Utho Dair Se
N= Nahao Mat
D= Dekho T.V
A= Aram Karo
Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie..
So, Enjoy Your Sunday…

Ek admi ne apne dost doctor se pocha.
‘tm jis mriz ko bhi dekhte ho sub se pehle yehi kyu pochta ho ki tmne raat kya khaya tha?’
doctor ne muskura kr jawab dia,’is say mriz ki haisiyt k baray mai pata chalta hai.

ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To Majburi.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To Majburi.

“Maa”
Maa Kya Hai?
Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam,
Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He,
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
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Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein ” var” word add kar lena.



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