HAPPY THAPPAR DAY
Today is
Thappar day.
Jo b ish tym ap ke
Sath betha hua hai.
Use ek zordar
Thappar marein

Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye
Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu.....
Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....

Teeth said 2 tounge: "If I just press u a little, u will get cut."
Tounge replied: "if i misuse 1 word against sm1, den all 32 of u will come out."

Our brilliant TOM has done again....
Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish?
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TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....

Chintu sbji lene gya.....
Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha...
Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..

Kvita likh rahi hu...... tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr......
wah wah....
tujhe na thi mere pyar ki khabr
ila kvita to galat ho gyi , rubber de rubber.....
wah wah wah wah

TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge....
BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya....

Height of Courage
Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife....
Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister ....
"le ab le le pappi"

ARZ KIYA HAI :
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
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itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ......
kbhi dekha hai udhta hua....HATHI ?????

True Fact :
Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat - E - Life bn jati hai,
Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai.....

Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue...
TOM: Ye le 15 Rs.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai...
TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de....

1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya....
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, "Apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho ????
"ladka bola, " Ji Bhabhiji......

Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai,
Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai,
Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai,
Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se "Sheela" ka msg aya hai...



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