Garmi aagyi hai
apna khayal rakhna
pani jyada pina
khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat
Sir ko dhup se bachana
kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
COMING Soon

shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!

Accident dekhne par Expressions
Amrican: Oh my God
Pakistani: Ya Allah
Chines: Haiyaa
African: O Lala
Austrie: Got a hit
Indian: Gaya sala

Aaj ka upadesh: . Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . toh . . Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai

CHIPKALI ko ubaal kr dhoop me sukha kr chips jaisa Crunchi hone k baad Ketchup uper daal kr khaya jaye to… . . suna hai… ULTI aa jati hai

Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada,
Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada,
Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to.
‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai
Smart
Lovely
Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh
rahen ha

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind….
Ha ha ha

Girl to a tattoo artist-
How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..?
Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion….
but girraffe is free..!!

Boy to Gym Coach-
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days
Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym :D

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as ‘GOD’
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

Imagine life without Girls.…
.
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All theater silent,
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The police at rest.
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Mobile companies in loss.
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Gift shop in loss &
.
All boys were university TOPPER…



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