Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question
Prove Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.
Then six=6 & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND

<(-.-)> Chingu
<('.')> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!

Call Girl ne apne dalaal ke saath shadi kar li. Kisi Ne Pucha- Aap ke husband kya kaam karte hai? Call Girl: Ji Wo Mere MARKETING DIRECTOR hai..!!

Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho,
Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho,
Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus
1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho
Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,
Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho.
Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai.
Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.

Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho, Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho, Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye, 2O12 Me Hone Wali Shadiyo Me Apka B Naam Ho

GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA System installer
VISNU System supporter
SHIV System Programmer
NAARAD Data transfer
YAM Deleter
MENKA Virus!

Din mein ek baar aap apni ek tang par kab khade hote ho? socho.. socho.. try.. Mein batau! ‘PANTY’ pehente waqt!

Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai? Socho.. Aur socho… Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai Aur Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

Golden & True words:
Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai
or
uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai
It’s 100% true!

boys room before marriage
Perfumes,
Love letters,
Gifts,
Friendship Bands,
Cards &
Nokia E7

After Marriage
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills &
Nokia 1100



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