Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!

Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja..." Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha... "Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai.

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy? Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga Geo Khan

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya....

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo. . . . Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna, Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
mai latren may betha ho poti k lie
bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle
Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the.
Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya.
Mohabat ne chand ki taref krdi.
Ye baat Husn ko nagawar guzri.
Us ne Mohabat ki ankhen noch le.
Bas us din se Mohabat andhi aur Husn zalim hogaya hai.

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….



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