Height Of Common Sense..!! Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai? Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain Or Kaan Peechey.

Some beautiful lines Just 4u
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Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..? Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati. Ab dubara mat puchna

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai? Ans: 4 1 Tere Wali 2 Mere Wali 3 Teri bhabhi 4 Meri bhabhi

Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha. Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas. Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai

PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
NA YAKIN aaye toh…
Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..!

SMS Karne ke 4 Fayde he: 1 Mobile ka full use ho jata he, 2 Timepaas ho jata he, 3 Jise SMS karo wo b khush, 4 Kon-kon kanjus he pata chal jata he

Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!

Ek admi Dr. Se- Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai Dr.: main likhta hu…. “Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.

Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao.
GaneshJi Dance karne lage.
Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho?
Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha!

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?

Dulhan Andhe Pati se - Kash Tumari Ankhe Hoti to Tum Meri khubsoorati Ko Dekh skte Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat hoti to kya Ankho wale Tmhe mere liye chod dete.

Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE, U’ll get Job+Chance to come on TV. So Apply Soon, Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead, Now Vodafone need MONKEY!!

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!

Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya.. Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!

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