Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ? Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ? Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.
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What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?

Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message

Choice is Yours ..

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha Pathan: ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho? Admi: Inhen school chorne ja rha hon Pthan: Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar ha

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ? 2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill? 3.Attend classes only for attendance? ... 4.see the calendar for holidays ? 5.cell in place of a pen ? If the above is happening with u.. congratulations! U r a perfect student

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai? Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.

Height of dedication Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata? Papu:wo bat nhi hai. Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai..

Teacher 2 Pathan: Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge? . . . . . . . Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do.. Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega..

Bhikari Pathan Sy! Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy? bhikari: G Han Bilkul. Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana...



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