Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k nu

A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!

There is nothing greater than PARENTS in this world.. So GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;) Think different…!! Do differnt..!!

Har mod ka mukam nahi hota, Dil k risto ka koi naam nahi hota, Discovery ki help se khoja hai tumhe, Warna aap jaise jeev ka milna aasan nahi hota.

Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai, zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam Wah wah wah khuda ki kasam, shayeri khatm.

Aapko ek film karni hai, jis mein aapka LEAD ROLE hoga. Film me apko pani k talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai.. “Gayi Bhais Pani me”

Ek katori lo, usme kuch angoor dalo, phir mirror k paas jao, pata hai tumhe kya dikhega? “langoor ke hath me anguur”

Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc
But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials
The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

KABHI naak pe KABHI gaal pe kiss kiss kiss kiss kadar makhiya tang karti he !!

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa
Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?

for the first time in d history of sms.. “3D” sms in ur mobile…
See & enjoy…& remember,
I sent it first to u.. D D D

Ap Imandar Snskari Sundar Sushil Smajdar Khubsurat Dimagwale ho Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he ..!!

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai, To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge?

Socho

Socho

Arey “CURRENT AFFAIR”

Railway me job hai karoge?
Salary 35,0000/- monthly
Job details: Rajdhani express ka head light kharab ho gaya hai.
Torch lekar aage-aage bhagna hai



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