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Every women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After marriage.
BAI – After children.

Biwi (Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT Frndship is “FEVICOL” nahi chodenge !!

Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun Cow:
Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Pappu – Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise?
Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future”
Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u
Frog: great!but when&where? Ast: in zoology lab

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion
But Not Ur “Loose Motion”

Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!

Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy



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