Bihari aurat cheque cash krane gai
Clerk = sign kro .
Aurat = kaise?
Clerk = jaise khat ke aakhri me likti ho
Aurat ne likha = "tohar chuma ke intejar me bijli "

Agar Malika Sherawat Dropadi hoti to Duryodhan K Coments kya hote -

Dussashan, pehna do Bhabhi ko Saree.

Hum bhi to dekhe kaisi lagti hai Vastro me ye Naari.

Agar duniya me mehnat ki qadr hoti to....
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Gadha aaj sabse jyada izzatdar hota...!!

Time for a Deadly PJ..
What do u call a bee that has come from America...?
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"USB" no claps plz...!

A & B Girls are traveling in a train:
A: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye.?
B: mujhe crorepati bhahiye.?
A: crorpati na miley tu.?
B: 50 lakh k 2 pati chaleng.
A: 50 lakh ke na miley tu.?
B: 25 lakh k 4 pati bhi chalenge.
UPAR SOYA PASSENGER:
Jab a 1000 rupaye pe aaye tu mujhe utha dena...

Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hain.

IMAGINE
U & me join NASA
AFTER 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name
From NASA
to
"SATYANASA"
aapna to talent hi aisa hai.

Funny sms/jokes/chutkule on Anna

ANNA Ko dekh 10th class ka student bola
Koi inhe rok lo
Nhi to HISTORY me 1chapter or Bad jayega
BAWAL ye krK jayenge SAWAL HMSE PUCHa JAyeGa!

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.................................funny text messages for friends

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!..........munna bhai funny sms

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!..........munna bhai very funny sms

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ho gya

Train mai 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakr k kha gya!
Phir 1 machar sindhi pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Kharido ge?

Smtyms wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghuma
to sb ne dekh liya ..

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
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Oh….u too?................................funny text messages for friends



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