Ek Aadmi Public toilet mein baitha tha ki achanak baju waale toilet se awaaz aayi....
"Kaise hai...?"
Aadmi gabra kar, "Theek hu...."
Phir awaaz aayi, "kya kar rahe ho....?
Aadmi: "Bhai jo sab yaha karte hai."
Phir awaaz aayi, "Mein aajaun?
Aadmi Pareshan hua aur bola,
"Nahi nahi main akela hi theek hu..
Phir awaaz aayi,
"Achaa darling mein tumhe baad mein call karta hu....
Abhi koi ullu ka patha baju waale toilet se meri har baat ka jawab de raha hai......

ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle

ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,

Husband Wife Jokes -

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy

Very Funny SMS - kissing - spy tips N Techniques of wife.....

If You’re Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,
Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !
Be Careful

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide..

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito

Love b4 Marriage

Janu…tum nhi to mai nhi,
mai nhi to tum nhi…
Love after Marriage
bagairt”…Aj tu nhi ya me nhi

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .



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