Height of comment:
Ladka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Ladki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
ladka: G Bhabi.

Ladki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli: 'Fish Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hai.?
Ladka: (Sprite Pite Hue) 'Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti' (@_@)
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University of Freshology

1 ladki ki dua

Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi

Whats D biggest pressure in C r i c k e t 4 Pak captain wen Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 overs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How 2 speak English in presentation ceremony?

Director 2 Mallika: = + Suhagraat + = ka seen hai dulhan dulhay ko garm doodh ka glass pesh karti hai.

Mallika 2 director: glass say he agar doodh pelana tha to phr mujy Q cast kia hai..eske to rupye vi bahut kam he milge na ?

Traffic Police WALI ne suhagraat k baad husband se Rs.600 ka jurmana manga!

Husband: kis liye?
Wife: 100 overspeed k, 200 wrong side k or 300 bina helmet k.!

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting widout any reason.

Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza khat ktaya,
dulhan dar k chup gyi.
dulha:kya hua?
dulhan:ap ho,muje laga REID padi hai..

Smtyms small things in life hurt a lot... If u don't agree with me.. then..
. . . .try to sit on a pin !!

Tum ek aise don ho jisk pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. "Donkey" .Think it DON!

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn't undrstand.

Y do U think I SMS u ?
Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz
Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye

Somtym my mind asks y I miss u?
Y I care 4 u?
Y I remember u?
Then my heart answers its simply bcoz mental patient needs more care.

When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 persn u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish 2 kill.
Now, keep guessing y I sent it to u.

Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaro Uda do salle ko.

Ram chandra kah gye siya se,
aisa kalyug ayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bs padh k muskurayega!

Laughter not only feels great but this is good for mind, heart and your daily stress. Here is 24 / 7 days dose of laughter through,
Hindi funny SMS. We have array of categories of most funniest joke ever that you love to read - suhagraat sms, Naughty jokes, also on Cricket, Cricket Matches.

“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.” ~ Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen pr hua to rab se sikayat hogi.
Ek to jhella nhi jata dusra aa gya to kya halat hogi!



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