3 ways to catch tiger
newton:allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger

Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best

Oh...! Are baap re..
Are paap ho gya
Ye kya hua
Aisa nhi hona tha
Bahut badi galti ho gyi
He Bhagwan
ye kya ho gya
mujse kis kanjus ko sms ho gya.....................

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!

Sardar:
In which printing press d question paper is
printed ?

Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the

Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega,
Boy- pehle 100 rupey do.
Mom- kyu?
Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.

DUNIA me kavi v ache insan ki talash me mat niklna..!!!
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hum ghar me hi hote hai.

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kr raha tha.tang aa kr sardar bed k neche so gya tabhi wha 1 jugnu aa gaya.srdar bola kamene ab torch le kr dhund raha hai..

agar raksha bandhan pe Girl ko chedne pe bhai banati hai to fir Karva Chauth pe chedne pe pati kyo nahi banati hai
jago ladko jago

kal 1 sapna dekha k hum sbko god ne swarg k 1 bade se hall mai apne-2 paap likhne ko kaha tabhi peche se apki awaz ayi!!extra sheet plzz

apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai
girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka
Jago grahak jago.

Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do..

"Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya

zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai
agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....



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