Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
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Kyon??????
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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,
Phone switch ON karne per kaun se 2 log hath milate
hae......



Hindi jokes Santa Banta, Santa Banta new jokes, new santa banta jokes in hindi, English. Laugh and joy is most spicy ingredient of life when you think about comedy characters Santabanta laugh instantly play on your face. Enjoy free jokes N prank..

3 friends aftr exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nhi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hm ne cheating ki hai.

Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Daku.
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hai.

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->

santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Santa: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi...

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobar Bata Jis Main Zyada Munafa Ho?
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Banta:
Aisa Kr Srdiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kr Grmiyon Main Baich De..

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-).

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Hindi Jokes Santa Banta

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Santa ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"maine wo number band kar diya hai
ab tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahi kar sakta "

Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai?
ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai.
santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bechha hai jo kitaab faar dega.......hindi chutkule

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

All theater silent
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-Police at rest
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-Mobile companies in loss
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-Gift shop in loss
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All boys were university topper.

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai..........................very very funny jokes in hindi

Oye! jab b free ho to plz msg karna tumse 1 zaruri baat pe advice leni hai
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TAJ MAHAL bech dun ya rehne dun

Bhut Drd Hta H Jab, Teacher Bolta H Ki Tumhra Aur,
Tumhre Age Wale Ka Ans. 1 Hai,
Tab Dil Se Awaz Ati H, To Sir Sawal Bhi Tho 1 Hi Tha......

TAJJUB Hai-
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Aap jaise Smart log bhi
Road ke kinare katori
lekar khade ho jate hai..,
AKHIR KYU.
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Sirf do char..
Golgappe Khane ke liye!..........very very funny jokes in Hindi for facebook

Teacher: “Mein Tumhari Jaan Nikaal Dungi”
Ishe English Mein Batao.........
Haryanvi Student: Tahne English Chhor Manney Hath Tho Laa K Dekh..

Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna...........................very very funny jokes in hindi

Teri khamoshi aurudasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake
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ae dost,....
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne batayake aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai.....................very very funny jokes in hindi short

Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..." A Kya BoLti Tu ".

Teacher:- Apney Father Ka Naam Btaao English Mein ??
Student: beautiful Red Underwear.........
Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ??
Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa..........................very very funny jokes in hindi

Santa ne apni car ke Niche Kutte ko sota hua
Dekha, To kutte ki taang Pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola- Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya automobile Enginneer banne.

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