Santa ne ghar k upar wale hissey
me paint kiya aur neeche wale hissey main likh diya
"Same as above" What an idea sir ji...Tin ...Tin ...Tin.

Santa: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai,
Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai.

Banta: Kya Hua?

Santa: Tune Suna Nahi, Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi ab ye vi kyo baat hue..

Aahat si koi aye to laga ki tum ho,
hawa koi lehrayi ke aye to laga ki tum ho,
aab tm hi batao kya tm kisi BHOOT se kam ho?

Santa ko apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne saare friends ko sms kiya:
Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhe ki
Zarurat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena..

This pj wil destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets..
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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.
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GOAL..!!

Class rooms r like train mast jokes for student
1st 2 benches r executive coaches-reserved for VIP
middle 2 r genral compartment
n last 2 r sleeper class. .

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
Isme 1 gayab hai?
Phir padho
Sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me"1" kaha aata hai?
Naam duba diya School ka Yaar.

Santa-mujhe us ladki se bachao hindi jokes sms
Banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k
dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku
leke piche pad gyi hai.

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?.