Train me 1 chhore ne T.T.E. (Ticket Checker) Se kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha dijiyega,
agar main na jagu to zabardasti utaar dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."
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Subah 8 baje chhora jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha !
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Chhora TTE ko gaaliyaan dene lga.! upset
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Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
gaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
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TTE - Main ye soch raha hu ki
Subah jisko maine zabardasti patiyala me utaar diya hai Woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha hoga.

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.

Android’s versions are named as-

Cupcake,
Donut,
Éclair,
Froyo (frozen yogurt),
Gingerbread,
Honeycomb,
Ice Cream Sandwich,
Jelly Bean,
KitKat
Lollipop
Next: ?? GulabJamun»rasgulla»rasbhari

Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
Mene moka pe choka mara - accha papa to wahe khrid do
Papa Shocked but me Rock........

Marketing Company ka call -
"Hii I'm Mohit from Kolkata"
Me- to main kya karu ?
"Hi I'm Aakas from Pune"
Me- to main kya karu ?
"Hii I'm Riya from Delhi"
Me- Hiiiiiiiiiii Riya.

Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 din bad jung suru ho gai
santa ki topi per goli lagi
santa ne hathiyar phenk kar bola
aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

** Attention ** ** Attention **
please..."Lifebuoy"Se Mat Nahaya karo,
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Suna hai Ye "keedo" ko Maarta Hai..
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OR hum "Apko"KHONA Nahi Chahte.

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

How to reduce weight…??
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First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
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Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
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He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,
dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,
muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,
aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat
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Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
'(',')'

Mummy Aram Se Maro
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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai...!

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare".
Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!