Mere pyaare Dost Car aapke liye

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Girlfriend Ke sath ghume ke liye
Enjoy....

HUM Log fon pe bat nhi krte h
Or sms jyada krte h
Q?
Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate h
CENTER FRESH jo Juban pr lgam lgata h
Hath pe nhi..Samjhe

PAGAL hone ka saral tarika
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Kya baat hai ji !
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PAGAL hone ka itna shauq hai ki tarika dhoondh rahe h... ?!
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Kamaal hai !!

Hey aasman ke chand taro, (wah wah)
hey aasman ke chan taro, (wah wah)
zara is SMS padhne wale ladki ko aankh maro.

Ek ladki ghar se bhaag gyi....
3 din baad wapas aayi...
Baap gusse se: ab kya lene aaie ho?
Ladki: patli pin wala charger

Chidia ud.
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Cheel ud.
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Kabutar ud.
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Maina ud.
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Bagula ud.
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'ULLU' ud.
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Oh!
sorry,
jaldi me
tumko uda diya..
..udna mat.. please.?

wo 5 sec bad behosh ho jate H
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Nhi huye na.
Smart hote to behosh ho jate.
Mujhe to 4 din bad hosh aya tha.

When No1 Loves U,
When No1 Cares 4u,
When No1 Thinks about U,
When Evry1 Ignores U,
Then sit Close ur
Eyes & say-
Mai hi nalayak hun

Takleef wo jo tdpa de,
Tchr wo jo saja de,
Mohbt wo jo wafa de,
Dushman wo jo marwa de
Or dost wo jo aaj "Double Dhamaal" dikha de
hai koi mera dost?

Pyar ki kasam kbhi bhulana nhi,
Apna gum kbhi chupana nhi,
Jitna satana hai sata lo,
Lekin is nazuk rishte ko kavi thukrana nhi.
I Love you

Behind every successful student, there is one Girlfriend But what about a failed student? . . . . A Gorgeous Madam..

Santa: Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain to, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge ?
Banta: Agar shadi k liye haa kar de to SASUR nhi to ASUR

Sachchi hai dosti azma ke dekhlo kar ke yakin mujhpe kuch farma ke dekhlo
badalta nahi sona apna rang kabi

Dil sambhal ja zara Phir mohabbat karne chala hai tu Dil yahin ruk ja zara Phir mohabbat karne chala hai tu

Sheeshe or Dil me sirf ek fark hota hai,,,,vaise to dono nazuk hote hai, lekin Sheesha galti se toot ta hai OR Dil galatfehmiyo se..

Agar Rishte Sacche Ho To Jyada Sambhalne Nahi Padte, Aur Jin Rishto Ko Jyada Sambhalna Pade Wo Sacche Hote Hi NAHI...

Kaun Kehta hai Bhagwan Khate Nahi...Aaj kaal log Sabri ke jaise ber khilate nahi..

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