Kismat dusra mauka nai deti,
Duniya anjane ko panah nai deti,
Zindagi se jyada pyar mat karana,
kyonki Maut kabhi Riswat nahi leti !

Superman ka sher arz kiya hai
Ye man bohat hi super hai
wah wah
Ye man bohat hi super hai..
Isliye to iski chaddi pant ke upar he

Sara
Zmana
Gawah
He
K Aap
...1
Nihayt
Sharif
Imandar
Namazi
Mukhlis
Perhezgar
Diyant-Dar
Khush-Ikhlak
Zahin
Or
Nek
Insan
Ka
SMS
Padh Rahe Ho..

Ajnabi shehar hai ,
Ajnabi hai log ,
Dost banate rahiye,
Dil bhi milenge,
Haat milate rahiye..

BOYS
B- badmashiyo mai sabse aage
O-ollu ki tarah raat mai jage
Y-yari nibhate jaan laga k
S-sarif sirf mummy papa k aage

Ladkiyan 2 type ki hoti hain:
1. Boring-jo dhup wale din chatri leke H
2. Interesting-jo barish k din jaan bujh k chatri ghar bhul jati
H

O JEE Gal Suno, Garmia Da 1 Faidaa Aey. ???
Nai Pata ?
,,,
(‘-’)
_/ /_ .

Sardi Nai Lagdi

Reason explained by a girl after breakup:
Agar wo jaan bhi mang leta to hans ke de deti,
par
Kambakht ne Facebook ka password mang liya......

Similarity between GANDHI
SALMAN &
MALLIKA?
Teeno ne kapdo ka tyag kiya tha.
Ek ne DESH ke liye,
Dusre ne AISH ke liye,
Tisri ne CASH ke liye

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AAaakshhooo..
Sorry..
Mausam hi aisa H
Sardi ho gaye H
Apna Khyal rakhna,

Wife ko beghum kyon kehte hein ??
Kyon k shadi k baad saare ghum hubby k liye hote hein

Neendon ki Baghawat say ye nuqsaan hua hai...
...Ik shakhs ke Khawabon ko trasti rahi Ankhain

Mere Dost..
>aap Acche,
>Imandar,
>Sanskaar,
>Sundar,
>Susheel,
>Shareef,
>Samajhdar
Logon se dur rehna warna Wo sabhi "BIGAD" Jayenge

Police-park me aise Q baite ho? Man-hum dono shaadi shuda hai. Police-to ghar me baito na. Man-iska pati or meri patni manege nhi..

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