Thought for the night:
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.. !

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend

Best Error Message Of The Century.....!! very funny
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An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
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Press F1 to Continue...

Send this message to 5,00,000 people...
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DO NOT IGNORE,
Its very serious,
This is not a joke,
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ITS GOD GRACE,
After one month,
you'll receive something big....
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YOUR MOBILE BILL

I like three things
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1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
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Oh Hello!
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Table kaun saaf karega.

Don't give importance to money
b'coz
it can give bed but not sleep,
books but not brains,
clothes but not beauty,
luxuries but not happines.
So, Transfer it to my account!

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi

TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different

- ^ boy girl jokes ^-



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