patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu...
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pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na.....plzzz

Husband aur wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana..

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte hai..

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue hai..
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se

Thapar Marne par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thapar mara aur
Boli ap kya samjhte hai mai apse Pyar

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao

patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife ne pucha,Kaun Thi Wo?

Husband:-Tm dimagh kharab mat karo,
mai pehle hi pareshan hu k woh bhi Yehi puche gi.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mai sunta tha

Jb se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hm dono bolte hai
or
muhalla sutna hai

Husband:
Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame.
Husband-shahjhan jitna.
Wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge.
Hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu
pagli der to tu kar rahi he.

wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.
husband-chalo tayaar ho jao.
petrol pump chalte hain..

Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu?
Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware
Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai

Wife: Dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangar wala ( scrap dealer ) hai, Bekar MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat hai.

Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi

Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ?Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki..
5000 MSG free hai.

bivi k thappad marne k bad pati bola Admi use hi marta h jise vo pyar karta h.
bivi ne bhi 2khich k mari or boli-Ap kya samjte h mai apse pyar nahi karti.

Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara hai

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

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