Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna aapKo Padhna Padta.

Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

ab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti

Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON

Raju- loffer or offer me kya anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u bole to loffer or
Lakdi i love u bole to offer

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR

Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!