Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate

If a Single Teacher Can't Teach All d Subjects,

Then How Can U Expect a Single Student to Learn All Subjects?

Think Hatke!

Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya Huye Ki
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali....

Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.

Aap sochte honge k hm Itne msg kyu krte h?
Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega

story: once a boy was smoking at airport.

Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..

Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo PLZ..!

CoNFuSeD?

KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" ! !
:-p

1 pathan 2sre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
2sra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2015 tk ki guarnty h.

Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit Choose Karo
.
Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
.
.
Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health...!

Height of Job satisfaction-
A boy got a job in girls hostel...
After 2 months owner asked: Y u don't come 2 take ur salary?
Boy: KYA..?
salary bhi milegi..!

Boy- Tumhari kameez fati Hui Hai
Girl- nahi Ye Fashion ha
Boy- Acha Khud Faado toh Fashion

Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION?