Choti-Choti magar Moti batein:
1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna

"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain
aur
Jab nahi chalti to nahi hilte"

It's ok.
Thanx ki koi baat nahi mere sath
raho ge to General Knowledge mein
to izafa ho ga hi.

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai,
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Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
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Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
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Kya aapka dil nahi karta.........
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.KURKURE khaane k0 ?

Tchr: Agr koi school k smne Bomb Rkhta h to kya karoge?
Stdnt: 1-2 ghnte dkhnge
Agr koi le jata hai to thik h
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Wrna Staff Room me rakh denga.

Thokar khakar gungunana hi zindgi h,
Gam pikar muskrana hi zindgi h,
Ek ladki agr dhokha de to koi gam nahi,
Sab kuch bhulkar dusri fasana hi zindgi hai.

Lab sil jate hai, jab tum samne ate ho. Dil dhadakta he, jab nigah milate ho. Sans rukti hai, jab muskurate ho.
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"BHOOT HO KYA? ITNA KYO DARATE HO?

Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nai
humne kiya to
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Caller tune,"Tujhe Bhula Diya"???;

Teacher: What is the difference between Himami and Tsunami...
Tinto: Himami is face wash... Tsunami is is total wash

Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass
aur
Doctor naraj, to aap bhagwan ke pass.....
[doctor jokes]

Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne k liye Ladke k ghar mein entry karne se pehle pray karti hain:
"Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi hove...nahi toh photo tangi hove..!

Funny truth-
No one is as ugly as their voters id pic,
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nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic...

1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya..1 admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai.

U.P. Me
Maa doctor se phone par- Mere bache ko current laga hai main kya karun?
Dr.- Pehle Aap allah ka Shukr ada kare ki Aap ki taraf Light aa rahi hai!
[doctor jokes]

Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam rahti hai
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Nhi Pata
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Ans
Garam Masala
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Dekha Genius hun par kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya

DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
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Bas ek bottle
MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!

Aasman jitna Neela h
Wah wah
Sunflowr jitna peela hai
Wah wah
Pani jitna geela hai
Wah wah

Aapke dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai.
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Ab bolo wah-wah........jokes hindi