banta- ladkiya shadi k baad maang mai sindur kyu lagati hai?
santa- ishse ladko ko pata chalta hai ki jis plot pe unki najar hai woh plot bik chuki hai.. ```santa banta hindi sms 140 character ```

banta- tumne pure toilet mai poti kyu kr di?
santa- yaar call aa gaya tha.
banta- to kya hua?
santa- tmne idea ka ad nhi dekha' walk when u talk!'...

banta- ap pareshan kyu hai?
santa- meri patni 6 bache chahti hai aur mai bhi 6 chahta hu..
banta- to ishme kya pareshani hai?
santa- jishme 12 bache reh sake aisa makan lena mere bas ki baat nhi..

santa- yaar tm rooj mandir kyu jate ho?
banta- kyuki waha pr aarti,puja,archna,bhawna,shanti,vandana aur upasna hai..```santa banta hindi sms 140 character ```

banta- patni ko begum kyu kehte hai?
santa- kyuki shaddi k baad sare gum to pati k hisse mai aate hai aur patni be-gum ho jati hai..

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shri akal.

Santa saw a very high Artel Tower & red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “our country is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

santa- mai aur meri patni movie dekhne gaye. hm movie ka ek part hi dekh paye.
banta- kyu? apne dusara part kyu nhi dekha.
santa- pehle part k baad screen pr likha aa gaya dusara part- do din baad! hm kyu do din cinema hall mai baithe rehte..

banta- aao swimimg pool mai tairne chale?
santa- nhi maine kasam khayi hai jab tak mujhe tairna na sekh lu mai pani k pas nhi jaunga..

banta- maan lo ap sokr uthe hai usi tym apko pata lage ki ap lakhpati baan gaye hai to ap kya karoge?
santa- mai phir se so jaunga aur tab tak sota rahunga jab tak crorepati na baan jau..

santa- yaar meri aankhe thik se nhi khulti ! koi tarika batao?
banta- kisi din achanak apne ghar achanak chale jana aankh khuli ki khuli reh jayengi..

banta- agar apk ghar mai incm tax raid pad jaye to?
santa- to mere ghar mai unhe kuch nhi milega! meri patni paise kaha chupa k rakhti ye to mujhe bhi nhi pata..

santa- suna hai tmhari shaddi haal hi mai hue thi..
banta- ji nhi meri shaddi mandap mai hue thi..

santa- advocate sahab vasiyat likhiye ki meri maut k baad mere pass jo kuch bhi hai wo anathalay ko de di jaye.
advocate- apk pass hai kya kya?
santa- do betai, ek beti...

santa- aaj subah mai dentist k pass gaya tha.
banta- kya tmhara daant abhi bhi dard krta hai..
santa- mujhe nhi pata kyuki wo daant to doctor ne rakh liya..

santa- maine apko letter likha tha phir bhi ap shadi mai kyu nhi aye?
banta- mujhe letter nhi mila..
santa- to maine likha to tha letter mile ya na mile aana jarur..

banta- yaar mujhe subah subah saas lene mai muskil hoti hai..
santa- muskil to hoti hi hogi kyuki subah subah baba ramdev k bhakt sari oxygen jo khech lete hai..

santa- apni bahen k sath ja raha tha..
ek ladka- oye! masuka ko lekar kaha ja rahe ho?
santa(gusse mai)- oye! masuka hogi teri meri to bahen hai..



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