1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm…
1Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

Chemistry OF KISS
2 Lips interact to make passinate romatic story.............

Sardar 2 His Frend:
I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U?
Frend:
I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:
Hahaha
I Kissd First

Chemistry Teacher:- What hapens when potasium iodide reacts vd di-sulfer in presence of moonlight?
Student:- KISS
Teacher:- How?
Student:-
KI+2S=KISS...

Girl; is dress ka kya Price hia?
shop keeper !
sirf 5 kiss?
Girl; aur us dress ka?
shop keeper;
10 kiss
girl; dono dress pack kar do,
bill dadi dengi.......

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I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me 'till The End. And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart

Center of the “SKY”,
“Y” change into “I”,
Double of the First,
Give me just!
.
.
.
Answer: KISS

A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

Kiss in Chemistry & Physics
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction
of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

I have two eyes, To see you.
I have two lips, To kiss you.
I have two hands, To hug you.
But
I have one heart, To love you.

Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

If a kiss is be raindrop I send u showers. If a hug be a second id send u hours. If a smile be water I send u a sea. if love be a person I send u me!

Benefits of Kissing; Changes taste; Burns Calories; Lips never go dry; Relieves Stress; Makes face muscles strong; So KEEP KISSING

Kissing U baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & U R D cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

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