Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?


Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

If I was an artist,
u would b my picture!
If I was a poet,
u would b my inspiration!
If I was an author u would b my story!

Bt I’m only a cartoonist!

Ladki jab Mayke me rehti hai toh “RANI” jab shadi hokar jati hai toh “LAXMI” Aur sasural me kaam karte-karte “BAI” Sach me Ladkiya “RANILAXMIBAI” hoti hain

Wen i open my eyes evry morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aj din mai kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aj din mai kaise bol pada?

Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Apke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero k waqt usk pas aa kr baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to sm1 that u think is gorgeous, don't send it to me as I have had 100 already

Ramnavmi ane wali hai, isiliye hm apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mai lagana chahte hai. So... apke pados mai in mai se koi ho to batao

Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Bcoz after death, their DADDY becoms a MUMMY.

Evrything about u is perfect - ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! u're lucky to b born beautiful, notlike me, who was born to b a big liar.

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations bt u r the worst monster I evr realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mai kisi or se pyar krta hu or vo..Garbhvati hai.

Gandhi giri ki safalta k baad, pesh hai. SMS giri jisme ap msg kare ya na kare, hm sms bhejte rahenge, kabhi to apko sharm ayegi.

Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.

Agar ap chahte hai k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

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